The A to Z Guide to the Agile Galaxy

Somewhere in the largely unwanted western spiral arm of the galaxy orbits a small blue planet filled with ape-descended life forms who genuinely believe quarterly planning is Agile. Despite their colorful sticky notes and endless frameworks, they remain baffled and unhappy. Thus, Agile was invented—a brilliant idea, misunderstood, overcomplicated, and buried under a mountain of certifications and Jira plugins. This guide doesn't claim ultimate wisdom (there are bigger budgets and editors for that), nor does it promise to solve every Agile mystery. Instead, it offers a humorous, occasionally contradictory peek behind the Agile curtain. Use at your own risk: perspectives may shift, assumptions may crumble, and standups may finally become interesting. Always under continuous construction (because Agile), this guide provides practical, inconvenient truths wrapped in wit and empathy, meant to ease your journey through the Agile cosmos. You have been warned—or welcomed. Possibly both. Enjoy the ride.