The incoherent stories of Hodr Afraid

I shall tell you a story, my story actually or well not my story but it kind of is but not really a story from my perspective but I tell the story so it is my story but actually it is the story I heard from my grandfather, or grandpapa as I liked to call him before the calamity and the cataclysm, the thing is he loved to tell stories before all that and we really enjoyed listening to them and afterward we always fell asleep most of the times even during the telling of the tale and forgetting all my troubles, not that I had any at the moment those came later but you get the idea, I think that is a story for another time now you just enjoy this one first.