The Useless Calendar

The Useless Calendar is not useless at all. You can use it as you like. As a calendar, as not-a-calendar, as entertainment, as a day-starter, as a day-ender, as an after lunch kind of thingy. 365 pages, one for every day of the year. Any year, any day, any page. When you are done reading you can start all over, or give the book away, or 'shelve' it. When you are done reading you can talk about it with your friends, and make them curious, so they'll want to read it too. When you are done reading you can finally start your life. When you are done reading you are done. Not that you have to buy a coffin, but saving up for one wouldn't be bad idea.